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Artist: Album: Way To Normal

[review originally written for Heavy Soil]

Ben Folds has lost his ear

Not a single song on Way To Normal, released yesterday (in the UK; today in the states) is truly memorable. Not a single chorus could I convincingly sing back to you, right now. Opener 'Hiroshima (B B B Benny Hit His Head)' establishes a pattern: it's well-produced, along interesting lines: studio-recorded parts are combined with live crowd sounds and suchlike. But, melodically, it's an emasculated 'Zak and Sara'. The hooks are stunted and malformed. And the humour - normally a strength of BF - is weak. The spoken outro is cringe-inducing. Buoyant 'Dr Yang' continues this (practically album-wide) trend by which production techniques (this album is inventively, cleverly and extremely skillfully produced) and gimmickry utterly overshadow substance. The fuzzy choruses are hugely energetic and satisfyingly speaker-thrashing. But there's nothing there. The same is true, later, of pacy but empty 'Bitch Went Nuts'.

Diarrhoea in a sieve

Throughout the album, the embarrassment of riches in terms of wouldn't it be cool if we...-type ideas is matched by a very real embarrassment at the paucity of fundamentally strong material. Ben Folds has always been able to take a good song that bit further with a clever, outside-the-box musical device. One of the principal reasons for my intense admiration of Folds is his musical restlessness: his unwillingness to settle merely for a good song, but to add something unexpected and clever to make it great. Unfortunately, in Way To Normal, he's doing the unexpected and clever things - but without the strong starting points. So in 'The Frown Song' we have the kind of unprepared, abrupt, song-lifting key-changes that I normally applaud. But here they've nothing to lift. Or, rather, they're lifting a turd. No, wait ... Worse. They're lifting (if you'll pardon the horribly scatological extension of the metaphor) diarrhoea. In a sieve. Elsewhere, we have keyboard solos that cleverly doff a hat to multiple musical eras and genres in the space of 16 bars; hillbilly-parodying vocals; ring-modulated, crispily-synthesised piano-based beats (in 'Free Coffee') ... But what for? 'You Don't Know me', the single and duet with Regina Spektor is notable only insofar as it wastes to an almost criminal extent her vocal talents. I by no means object to the extremely poppy production and stylings of the song. BF is free, in my book, to go as pop as he likes. He has done it well before. But not here. The song is bland, featureless, bereft of direction. All the things that good pop has in abundance. Poor Regina.

And let's talk lyrics

At times, listening to this album for the first time, I worried about Ben. He is perilously close to the deeply unbecoming: bitterness, slathering rhetoric, borderline misogyny. We don't want to hear lyrics that sound as though they're written in recriminatory tones with a particular individual in mind. It's not funny; it's embarrassing, and discomfitting. It puts me off big-style. Cologne is affecting, lyrically. But only relative to the uninspired majority of these songs. On another BF album, it'd hardly be a standout track, as it is here: definitely sub-Jesusland (a song I didn't even much like, at the time). The chorus is pretty insipid, and, again, the melodies are not memorable. I'd challenge anyone to sing back more than a fragment of any of these songs after one or two listens. Similarly, 'Kylie From Conneticut' is lovely, as a last track. But in the same way as a B-side might be lovely. Because you weren't expecting it. It is profoundly disappointing that a BF-ballad-by-numbers song such as this should be my favourite track on an album. At least it seems to be lyrically empathetic, rather than sneering. What else? 'Errant Dog' is just rubbish. An unbelievably annoying song that also manages to murder a metaphor that Folds used far more effectively on the EP track 'Dog' (which is, incidentally, better than anything on this album, by leagues).

In conclusion

Folds has always been a musical shapeshifter, an ironist, an imitator and a satirist. He has always had fingers in many musical genrepies. And has happily juxtaposed styles with a charismatic, ironising wink. I know this is the kind of thing that some people find intrinsically annoying (as Fieldvole will perhaps attest) - but I've tended to feel that BF carries it off because he has always backed it up with strong musical techniques and, above all, songwriting skills. On this album, that third leg of the stool (no link-in with my earlier scatological punning intended) - the songwriting - has disappeared.

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jmcieslak says:

I agree with you that the album as a whole is disappointing, though I do enjoy listening to "You Don't Know Me" and "Errant Dog". The humor is there moreso than in 'Silverman', but musically, and lyrically, everything just seems pretty uninspired. The thing I'm most annoyed by is that "Free Coffee", which sounded excellent live with the distorted piano, didn't sound nearly as good on the CD. I also wish there was something there that you could rock out to, that really displays Folds' playing ability (something along the lines of "You to Thank" or "Fired"), but sadly there's nothing really like that here (I guess "Dr. Yang" would be the closest thing). A couple of the tracks I found a little annoying, that I can't see having much replay value. But yeah, I'm rambling, thanks for the review, very well-written.

Posted 3 months ago
Artist: Album: Pilot Inspektor/Get What You Pays For double A-side Track:
Other Tags: Stuffy and the fuses, Acoustic Ladyland, Oxford, Post-Punk



Ally Craig is by far the best unsigned artist I can think of.

When I first saw him playing live, my reaction was exclamation-mark-punctuated silence

"–––!"

He is very, very good. The kind of very, very good that is normally associated with slightly tiresome, anally-retentive, practise-noon-and-night musicians who actually turn out to play extremely boring music. Ally Craig does not do this. His superb technique is complemented by formidable musicianship and creativity.

His music is shard-punctured, mosh-defyingly time-signature-shifting, antiphonal. It is full of Pixies-like contrasts, and musical wit – but also poignancy. You care about what he's singing.

Indeed, it is music that ticks just about every box on my personal favourite-musical-elements checklist.

[Signed copies of my personal favourite-musical-elements checklist are now commercially available at all good record stores.]

 

The Review, then

Ally Craig has just released a double-A-side consisting of the songs Pilot Inspektor and Get What You Pays For. Because I'm a smug, preordering kind of chap, I also received a free bonus track in the (singularly contorted) shape of Angular Spirals. (For those less smugly preordering than myself, the extra track is still available, for a measly 50p extra).

These are all excellent, intelligently-written songs. And they are performed fantastically by Ally and his fellow musicians (Stephen Gilchrist and Ruth Goller of Stuffy & The Fuses and Pete Wareham of Acoustic Ladyland).

So – what do we have? I've already written about the first song, Pilot Inspektor, with its witty subversiveness, wrongfooting rhythms and guitars that alternate between mechanistic regimentation and squalling release.

This is followed by pacey, motif-led Get What You Pays For – characterised not only by Ally's usual tightly percussive guitar, but also (in revelatory fashion) inspired saxophone work from Pete Wareham: flights of exotic birds circling above and around a grim cityscape.

Bonus track Angular Spirals (you know it'll be worth the extra 50p) features Ally's vocals more prominently, with the kind of sinuous, high-pitched phrases the song's title anticipates. He has a fine, versatile, nuanced voice: veering from exposed falsetto to full-throated semi-screams. Just like the arrangements and the guitar style, it is like nothing else I have heard.

 

What it all means

Dear reader, I cannot endorse Mr Craig too highly. This is a single to buy now. Now, I tell you. While you can still say you were a fan before he got big.

To aid you in this noble end: a handy link to the Ally Craig online store.

 

Artist: Track:

A vague theme of uncompromising sonic aesthetic has run through my listening this past week, even though the five songs I've chosen to write about on my blog are, on the face of it, rather diverse:

 

  1. Nirvana's You Know You're Right – recorded in the band's final session
  2. Deerhoof's crazy, time-sig-shifting, bipolar lullaby-meets-nightmare Milk Man
  3. Dresden Dolls' breakneck, triangulating Girl Anachronism
  4. Thomas Truax's Heath-Robinson-esque mechanical invention
  5. and Steve Albini's fingernails-on-strings production of Edith Frost's True

 

Is it just me who thinks these five do still somehow hang together as a group, despite the hotch-potch of genres, decades, genders and styles? Hear 'em all, read my more extended comments and vote for yer fave ... at Heavy Soil. Heck yes.

 

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